Definitions

Adult

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Beauty Parlour

A place where some women go to dye.

Chickens

Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Committee

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Dust

Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Gossip

A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Handkerchief

Cold Storage.

Inflation

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Myth

A female moth.

Mosquito

An insect that makes flies look good after all.

Secret

Something you tell to one person at a time.

Skeleton

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Toothache

The pain that drives you to extraction.

Tomorrow

One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

Yawn

An honest opinion openly expressed.

Wrinkles

Something other people have. You have character lines.

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